May 2013
54 posts
1 tag
1 tag
2 tags
I bet if we dusted her heart for fingerprints, we’d only find yours.
– Rudy Francisco (via oh-girl-among-the-roses)
3 tags
1 tag
4 tags
earthnation:
people who have the same name as me are competition
1 tag
5 tags
2 tags
mypatronusisyou:
instead of banning girls from wearing certain things how about u just ban boys from being thirsty little hoes
3 tags
4 tags
oakbaby:
“you’re going to make a man very happy someday” no im not. Im going to ruin his life
2 tags
4 tags
1 tag
2 tags
Then, one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into...
– Neil Gaiman, The Sandman (via durianquotes)
2 tags
2 tags
toxicrants:
Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit.
If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.
2 tags
2 tags
1 tag
3 tags
2 tags
Some people underestimate how erotic it is to be understood.
– Mary Rakow (via freefallinletters)
1 tag
bombliate:
how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
The thing I’m most afraid of is me. Of not knowing what I’m going to do. Of not...
– Haruki Murakami (via ceedling)
5 tags
2 tags
3 tags
2 tags
zarbon:
*whispers* the great gatsby isn’t a love story
1 tag
1 tag
2 tags
Loving me will not be easy. Some days I will be a stuttering apology and you...
– writingsforwinter (via creatingaquietmind)
3 tags
3 tags
samandriel:
Can’t I just drop out of school and become a princess instead
2 tags
2 tags
2 tags
cancune:
if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
1 tag
5 tags
3 tags
justpiercetheveilalready:
i love the feeling of listening to new music and you really like it from the first listen and you just
dude
3 tags
3 tags
1 tag
2 tags
2 tags
snazziest:
I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
4 tags
2 tags
1 tag
1 tag
cosmo tip #600
expertcosmotips:
if he thinks rape jokes are funny go on a romantic boat ride with him and leave him in the middle of the fucking ocean to die