“you’re going to make a man very happy someday” no im not. Im going to ruin his life
Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit.
If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.
if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
If you get me chipotle you will get chipotlaid
you think the birds are chirping but they’re actually laughing at your dumb outfit
what if instead of blood you menstruated confetti
party in my uterus everyone’s invited
Do you ever have those things that you want to post but you can’t because there are
[whispers]
people you know on here
I love boys who have massive, throbbing vocabularies.
hey i used to be uglier believe it or not
my love is like a candle, if you forget me, i will burn your fucking house down
are you a magician because abracaDAYUM
oh my god i just witnessed a dramatic breakup between two 13 year olds
the aftermath
poor little fuck
rosa parkour
leaping over segregation
